Smart Phone

Smart Phones are much like the fabled iPhones of legend, are effectively pimped out Mobile phones with many features derived from other already successful products but in one single device. This saves pocket space but the downside being it’s not quite as good the original devices.
Whilst checking Facebook intermittently and viewing high-resolution photos on a tiny screen whilst in conversation indispensible whilst anyone who they were talking patiently awaits a response.

Bill: Hey how are you?

Ted: I'm good, I'm just on... Haha

Bill: ... What?

Ted: Oh nothing just reading someone's status update on my new smart phone.

Bill: Hmm ok

by DaftSteamPunk September 20, 2010

smart one

smart one is just a sarcastic way of saying someone is a dumn nut.

"most of my friends are smart ones"...or "man u r such a smart one"

by glonkabletotla June 10, 2009

Street Smarts

What John Mulaney was taught by J.J. Bittenbinder all those years ago.

Person 1: I just escaped a kidnapper by throwing my money clip far away and running!
John Mulaney: STREET SMARTS

by BigBlueBunnyBehindBenches January 28, 2021

Slutty-Smart

A girl who has both A high number of sexual partners and a higher IQ to match. She likes sex, but she can also ace that Calculus test next week.

Chris: Dude! Sam is so Slutty-Smart!

Adam: How?

Chris: She has been with like 6 guys all through high school and she has a 4.0 GPA!

Adam: DAMN!!!

by Silver Chram April 09, 2010

Smart Shop

A type of shop located in Amsterdam which legally sells different types of fresh magic mushrooms.

Those mexican shrooms I got from the Smart Shop fucked me up man

by cliffrod February 19, 2007

mrs smart

An absolute cunt who bullies children and works in a shit hole.

Omg she sounds like a cunt, are you talking about Mrs Smart?!

by TheBigPink December 15, 2014

Smart Dumbass

Some who gets straight A's in school, but out of school they're a complete dumbass who thinks they know every thing but don't know shit because they're only school smart

Man that he's fuckin dumb! He say's he gets straight A's, but he shore doesn't know shit when he's trying to explain a part of someone else's conversation. He must be a Smart dumbass.

by Average_joe420 August 29, 2014