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Sexy Skyping

The process of presenting oneself in various forms of undress while in a video call on the IM platform- 'Skype'. This is most common in those who find themselves in 'frisky' moods.

Sexy Skyping involves waving genitalia all around in front of the webcam so the opposite party can view your genitalia and then respond with a rebuttal genitalia related action.
Susan: Oh my goodness! i just walked in on my roommate Sexy Skyping her boyfriend!!

Kyle: How did you react!?!? That's so awkward..

Susan: I didn't know what to do, I shielded my eyes from the horror taking place in front of me
by mander80 May 29, 2012
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Skype Suit

When you have a job interview on Skype but you can't be bothered to put trousers on and just do it from behind a table with a shirt and tie but naked from the waist down
"How was the interview yesterday?"
"Good thanks. It was by video-call so I just jumped out of bed and threw on a Skype Suit"
by Aliquail September 4, 2018
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Skype Time

Timing a given event using previously entered IM messages of an ongoing Skype Conversation.
Dude: Dude we should keep track of how long this will take, do you have a stopwatch?

Other Dude: Nah, let's Skype Time it!
by m0nk3ynu1s1234 May 23, 2013
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skype bone

To engage in sexual activity with someone via Skype.
Dan: Hey, wanna hit the bar?
Fred: Can't, gotta skype bone with Ellen tonight.
by cougarmama November 3, 2013
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Skype fatigue

Skype fatigue occurs when one grows so weary from the lack of physical contact in a long distance relationship that one begins to resent Skype as though it were responsible.
On her 100th day apart from Darren, Amy developed a case of Skype fatigue and spent the entire day in bed, sobbing, completely unable to even look at her laptop.
by PrairiePaloma November 5, 2012
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Major Skyping

When talking on Skype takes a hard left turn, leading to unspeakable acts being transmitted through video.
S. told Y. she better get ready for major skyping because shit was about to get real online.
by BigPoppa1234 August 17, 2012
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Skype Daddy

Industry slang for a corporate AVP’s authoritarian alter-ego. A corporate autocrat.

Also sometimes referred to as, “Boblo Escobar”.
Skype Daddy sure did lay down the law when he found out that she wanted to save all of her annual surplus.
by Dr. Myron Jules Gordon August 3, 2019
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