Sidewalk Smart

When you are slightly above being street smart.

I am sidewalk smart, so I am only a few facts smarter than an uneducated child.

by Froggo boi January 16, 2022

Sidewalker

From MJ DeMarco's book The Millionaire Fastlane, they are the average people who don't know a lot about money and regardless of how much they earn, they will spend it all. In the worst case, they spend even more than they have and build a massive debt. Sidewalkers are usually one pay check from being broke, even though they may have a high salary.

He's making six figures, but if he lost his job he's one month from being broke. Stupid sidewalker.

by mr sawyer February 9, 2022

Attack Sidewalk

When a seeming inanimate and/or stationary piece of sidewalk jumps up and hits an individual leaving a mark remarkably similar to that which would be result of falling on said sidewalk. Almost exclusively happens to heavily inebriated people very early in the morning just after the bars closed. Closely related to the attack coffee table, attack wall, attack bench attack toilet, attack door and attack light post.

Bunny: OMG!!! Bambi, what happened to your face?!?!?!?

Bambi: You won't believe this! Last night after the bars closed I was walking home with that hottie I met, the sidewalk just reared up and whacked me right in the face!!!

Bunny: No WAY!!!! Maybe you were drunk and you just fell.

Bambi: WAY!!!! I wasn't drunk and I didn't fall. I swear it was an attack sidewalk!

by OdiesRant January 29, 2010

sunday-sideway

When a girl takes out a vanilla ice cream cone and smears it all over her man's shaft and sucks him sideways.

Ayo Latisha gave me a bomb-ass sunday-sideway last night!

by ShoreBobbyB January 24, 2016

Gucci Sideways

Looking hot as shit while starting shit.

Elizabeth was looking good while yelling at Ben, she was gettin' Gucci Sideways.

by Cherrygirrl94 March 31, 2019

Well fuck me running sideways

When u find out something new, or some useless bullshit facts, but yet it seems kinda cool and shocks u, southern , redneck, Mississippi kind of fucked up facts, all u can say is "well fuck me running sideways" even tho I don't think u can actually do that, yet?!?!

My 1st word in the urban dictionary was revaginalzation, yeah, I am strange, I put the fun in disfunctional, but after u read some of my words, u will b scratching your head and saying "well fuck me running sideways", challenge accepted!!!

by Noresun2noAmy2 March 30, 2022

Sidewalk Painter

An individual who defecates on a public sidewalk in front of a group of unsuspecting passers by. This individual generally lurks around corners and waits for large groups of tourists before making the sidewalk his canvas.

Ramon: Oh my god, is that guy's entire ass out?
Scott: Let's cross the street. That guy looks like he is a textbook sidewalk painter.

Bill was tired of the noise outside his house, so he hired a sidewalk painter.

by UpperCanadianCanvas October 12, 2009