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Shorewood, WI

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A small town just north of MIlwaukee. Awesome. High school has different buildings.
Shorewood is much better than Whitefish Bay.
Our mascot is a greyhound.
We have the highest population density in Wisconsin.
Our Culvers is the most popular one in the world.
We are consistently good at any sport without a ball and we're pretty good at soccer and volleyball. Football finally broke their 18 year losing streak.
Scenes from Transformers 3 were filmed south of there.
Sometimes we have surprise parties.
Right by the lake.
Biggest streets, Capitol Dr. Oakland Ave. and Lake Dr.
Some smaller streets: Prospect Ave. Maryland Ave. Murray Ave. Lake Bluff Blvd. Wilson (which turns into Santa Monica when you hit WFB) Kensington Ave. Shorewood Blvd. Olive St. Wood Place, Alpine Ave. Marion St. Morris Blvd. etc.
Good performing arts, pretty good visual arts programs. Band is just ok.
One private school St. Roberts, two public elementary schools, Atwater and Lake Bluff. There is Shorewood Intermediate School and Shorewood High School
We're pretty great.
No major mountains, fjords, plateaus, volcanoes, islands, canyons, deserts, rain forests, jungles, zoos, glaciers (although we do get snow!), Oceans or seas, etc.
Founding place of AFB.
We have a fire department and a popo department.
A library.
lots of salons, coffee places and banks in that order.
extremely liberal.
guys that directed Airplane from here.
Better than Whitefish Bay.
I like living in Shorewood, WI. Don't you? Yeah, I do. Where do you live in Shorewood? on Kensigton. Oh thats cool! I live on Murray! Sweet, lets get some money from a bank then buy some coffee and get our hair did, by the lake away from all the fjords and mountains and volcanoes and etc. Then lets vote for someone liberal!
by mondaytuesday August 16, 2012
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shore drive

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Shore Drive is the street in Virginia Beach that goes all the way from Norfolk and the naval bases all the way down to the tourist oceanfront. Along this road are overpriced condominiums and townhomes, along with random wooded patches that are being torn down every day. This street is zoned for the cox kids, who race down the street drunk in their SUV's at 2 in the morning.
Since 1978 about 90 people have been killed on Shore Drive
by BR4ND0N January 22, 2006
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Shred Sauce

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Shred sauce is a tasty, juicy condiment with a sweet flavor; never sour. Shred sauce is generally available in high altitude regions where snowfall is typically high, in areas known to be frequented by the freakish specie known as the "Skier" (and occasionally the "Snowboarder"), all of whom love to shred the deepest, driest, fluffiest gnar gnar pow pow. These odd ski creatures who enjoy spreading, consuming and bathing in the scrumptious Shred Sauce prefer to do so on Bluebird days, although the most frequent application of Shred Sauce occurs on days of the heaviest of snowfalls, when skiers and riders alike tend to consume or otherwise make use of copious amounts of Shred Sauce after a huge dump of pow.
Bro, we just dumped a shit ton of Shred Sauce all over the mountain today with 2 feet of fluffy pow...epic day, bro, epic!
by Buythecameradude November 9, 2010
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axe shredder

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Someone who plays the guitar, especially an electric.
Dude, you play like a legend. Total axe shredder.
by coinroller August 4, 2007
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shoregasm

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An orgasm on a beach.
I had plenty o' shoregasm action on holiday in sunny Spain!
by Goffboy's Dictionary on Life January 13, 2006
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Redwood Shores

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Coolest non-Hawaii place ever. Enough said.
Let's go to Redwood Shores and have the best time ever rowing boats and playing wiffle ball.
by Beech Bongie January 31, 2006
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shore leave

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"I can't wait til next shore leave so I can get some fuckin' poontang."
by Janky Jank November 17, 2006
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