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shitbreak

Individual who constantly uses the employee restroom for number twos (Dump, Drop mud, Crap)...Use sears dammit.
That damn shitbreak is in the bathroom taking another dump.
by PGA April 29, 2003
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shithead

Shithead is a person who loves to see turds fly around.
Shithead?
by Evil Madness July 26, 2003
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shitbed

An old, beat up, crappily functional thing, normally of a bigger size.
My computer is a shitbed because it's 10 years old!
by Hhcash November 1, 2008
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shitbeat

1. Taking a dump, usually while using laptop
2. Access pornographic material
3. Beat
"Hey man, what are you doing in there?"

"Nothing"

"Are you shitbeating?"

"Yeah"
by Peter the shit beeter April 28, 2009
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Shithead

uwu she luv them gud kfc
by Flanos May 30, 2019
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Lazy Shortbread

A withered flaccid penis possibly but not necessarily coupled with an inability to gain an erection.

Referencing the genitalia of older men, often seen within cheap cafe's ordering tea and biscuits, due to the cheap deals that OAP's search out, the shortbread will undoubtedly be without design ergo "lazily" made.
"Dude I was about to fuck her but all of a sudden I went lazy shortbread."

"It's too cold out here, I'm stocking more lazy shortbread than a Salvation Army Coffee morning"
by MightyMurloc January 7, 2012
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Shithead

Someone who brings it! Takes all the shit in the world, all the unnecessary hate and just makes it a little worth fighting for! Anyone who learns that sometimes there's no better way to live than be his or her own judge. Sometimes, especially the further you fall, you feel like there's no way out... so here's a way no one thinks of as a good initiative; be a shithead!! The only way out if you want to stay alive!
Bartleby Gaines: So you can go ahead, sign your forms, reject us and shoot us down, and do whatever you gotta do. It doesn't really matter at this point, because we'll never stop learning, and we'll never stop growing, and we'll never forget the ideals what were instilled in us at our place, 'cause we are SHIT heads now, and we'll be SHIT heads forever and nothing you say can do or stamp can take that away from us, so GO!

"You are now accepted as a Shithead in the South Harmon Institute of Technology." ~ N/H
by northernhell June 14, 2011
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