Lola Sheldon

A girl who smells like straight up DOOKIE. Like genuinely she reaks of piss and jolly ranchers.

bruh u smell like Lola sheldon

by jackmckeownnnn November 25, 2024

Mustache-Shielding

When a person gives a hypothetical dilemma, and the responding party tries to include bypasses to make the scenario work better, Mustache-Shielding is when the person presenting the dilemma shuts down the bypasses to ensure that the scenario is still difficult.

"Would you go on a date with a girl with a mustache for 50 bucks?" -Jinya
"Can't I just shave off her mustache then?" -Shosh
"No, you're not allowed to." -Jinya
"Stop Mustache-Shielding you retard." -Shosh

by Sleepy Chigga October 8, 2025

Mustache-Shielding

A defense mechanism that occurs when presenting a hypothetical to a friend who attempts to find unintended loopholes that skirt the main contention of the hypothetical in which you respond by including as many guardrails as possible in an attempt to plug up said loopholes.

Oliver: Would you date your crush if she had a really big mustache?
George: Yeah, I could literally just shave the mustache off.
Oliver: No you can't, she has a mustache shield.
George: Duuude stop mustache-shielding!

by Guy616 November 18, 2025

Doing a Sheldon

To lock down a plan, have comprehensive actions and defined ownership and to basically bad ass it

Judy is doing a Sheldon on the project and make sure we are absolutely clear on what we are doing, when we are doing and who is going to do it! We are so bad ass.

by HardDimension June 26, 2024

mr. sheldon

Mr. Sheldon is an old man who is a nonce, he's obsessed with one particular student in his maths class. Therefore, if you may know any Mr. Sheldon, i advise you to stay away from him at all costs.

Mr. Sheldon: *walks passed*
Student he's obsessed with: F*CK IT'S MR. SHELDON!!!

by immapersonyoudontknow May 27, 2019