shlump

To listen to music hella loud!

I shlumped at the car stereo competion.

by livin' for the base December 17, 2006

shump

shit plus a dump

"I just took a huge shump in your toilet."

by BlackFalcon448 December 1, 2011

shumph

a diety

man you are like a shumph

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

Shcump

An unflattering clump of mascara that appears in th e corner of the eye, usually referring to a teacher or boss.

Di you see Mrs. Smith's Shcump today? It was so lumpy!

by studwalrus December 9, 2008

shrumpkin

formed from "blumpkin" except additionally tripping on shrooms while recieving head and taking a shit.

"dude i picked up some shrompers friday." "was it sick?" "totally, then sally gave me a shrumpkin!" "fuckin crazy!"

by TheFcknJewfro March 2, 2010

Shlumper

A fat ass turd.

Hey Rodrick, I gotta take a fat shlumper before school, aight big dawg?

by esbb228 February 2, 2022

Finna shwump and finna scwoop

When your friend be looking like a whole-ass snack and you wanna hit it and quit it but then you realize you're in love with them.

Damn dude....Sean got me wanting to finna shwump and finna scwoop his ass <3

by Mia_Mae_420 July 12, 2019