sara shackleford

Sara Shackleford is a whore who steals your boyfriend. She carelessly throughs herself at guys and acts much like a slut

Yeah, thats Sara Shackleford😷

by Aye.im.just.sayin. April 13, 2016

ass shackled

To be gay married.

Randal. It is time for me to cram my pork sword in your winking stinker! Oh how much I love to be ass shackled with you Greg!

by MyClam November 26, 2016

rusty shackle

When you shove your foot ankle deep in someone’s asshole.

Dude, I got rusty shackled by Sarah last night and had to get my foot surgically removed!

by Fuddles McGee June 28, 2019

josh shackleton

very cool and loving geeza

can be a plank but he’s quite cool

“have you met josh shackleton”
“no fuck off”

by swagepicswag May 8, 2021

Meta-Shackled

That 5th time you get jailed by "the algorithm" for something that your mama would be proud of.

"My baby finally got Meta-Shackled. And they earned it to. LOVE YOU!"

by Bread of Corn November 25, 2021

southern shackles

When a girl is performing oral sex while upside down, and you use her holes like handcuffs.

“This girl was so filthy, she let me give er the southern shackles last night”

by Hellshipk2500 January 16, 2024

the ol' snacktable

Using your spouse's body to store snacks for later consumption in bed.

After I got the T.V., Toaster Oven, and kegerator all I was missing was the ol' snacktable as she is at work and will not be home until later.

by stanforth December 7, 2010