senga

A female ned. Believed to be derrived from reversing the name "agnes" - a common Scottish female name.

Senga's hang around park benches in groups smoking and lusting after passing neds. They are not dangereous but will spit abuse/flem/buckfast at you if given the chance.

'at wee senga called us a tim so I kicked 'ur in tha cunt.

by sjnster June 24, 2003

Steven Seagal

An actor who is funnier to use in "Chuck Norris jokes" instead of Chuck Norris simply beacause the fact of that he is more awesome.

He is good friends with Jackie Chan.
He speaks fluent japanese
He is an Aikido master of 7th dan.
He owns a dojo in japan.
He is almost always seen in a ponytail.
He is the greatest man alive.

Besides making badass action movies, Steven Seagal also plays the guitar and sings. And of course he's in a band.

Steven Seagal doesn't care what time it is, he decides what time it is.

Everytime boogieman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris, however every time Chuck Norris goes to bed he checks his under his bed, inside his closet, outside his window, in the living room, kitchen and in his garage for Steven Seagall.



Steven Seagal: The secret is not to act, but to be.

by Kniv April 15, 2009

seumas

seumas loves sophie and likes to give it to her hard.

"ohh sophie give it to me" said seumas

by notlilkingseumas May 4, 2009

Steven Seagal Porno

A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!

In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.

Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.

by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010

segah

The word "segâh" means "three places" is used to identify one of the principal musical modes of Persian art music. Segâh is the mode in Persian classical art music that is perhaps the most different from any musical scale used in any type of western music.

Also a type of Persian Dance.A solo performance built around a single musical mode, in this case segâh, associated with enjoying love through its difficulties, but ending up happy.

Female name.

The dance that follows is in three sections, with tempos of medium, slow (including raqs-e bazak), and fast. All three are well-known rengs (dance pieces) in segah.

by troya September 8, 2009

Shuga Foot

A straight male that has done or will do gay things sexually

That dude a SHUGA FOOT.

by Okay.jimmyy September 25, 2018

Sega Master System

First worldwide system released by SEGA in the states in 1986, also known as the Mark III in japan. It was graphically superior to the NES, and had way cooler peripherals, such as the fragile but still awesome 3D glasses. Instead of that crappy robot thing that shipped with the nes. But it was a doomed system in the states, due to nintendo's bully style marketing tactics. Though it did enjoy success in New Zeland, and especially Brazil, where they were still making games for it until 1997/8. And even made a girl's version of the SMS.

I be stayin at home wit' my homies, sippin' cris' and playing master system yo.

by Steven J. S. September 17, 2005