fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 19, 2009

Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 12, 2018

Balti Session

When a group of guys make a circle around a balti(bucket) and jerk off into it.

Hey guys lets go to mukhs, hes having a balti session

by m1234s March 9, 2015

clout session

when an individual(s) come together to increase their clout (popularity; social influence)

yo this finna be a clout sesh
hey why tf was i not invited to that clout session im trynna boost my clout up.

by Dr. Clout August 12, 2017

Reddit Sessions

When me and the boys all group up and rate porn

Me: Let’s have a Reddit Sessions
The boys: Okay, what do you want to start with
Me: Idk, gay.

by Cokecokk December 27, 2021

Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

Shit Session

Party where everyone is getting "shitty"

Hey Marvin, Sara's having a Shit Session tonight, wanna go? shitty

by Shadebeater January 7, 2012