fakeout session

When there's a get together with a hope of a make out, but nothing happens except for a lot of tv watching on the couch.

Peter: When she invited me over to watch a movie, I figured I'd get to kiss her, but nothing happened!

Chris: Fakeout session.

by cherryblossom July 20, 2009

Jeff Session

A gathering of people smoking pot. First originated from the show Disjointed on Netflix.

I got some good pot here, are you up for a JEFF SESSION?

by Chris Watch January 13, 2018

Cringe Session

A session, moment, or any interval of time of time (usually before you sleep) in which you recall embarrassing and cringe-worthy memories from your past that usually make you say "Ugh, why the fuck did I do that?"

Was trying to sleep last night but ended up going through an hour long cringe session. Was fucking brutal.

by stupiddude333 September 14, 2015

Jennifer Sessions

Beautiful Queen butterfly unicorn goddess

"How are you feelin today?" "I feel like Jennifer Sessions" "woah I wish I felt that good"

by KamyKool December 14, 2017

Shit Session

Party where everyone is getting "shitty"

Hey Marvin, Sara's having a Shit Session tonight, wanna go? shitty

by Shadebeater January 06, 2012

Joint Session

A.K.A. a joint session of congress; when two or more of you are gthered in the name of acheiving an optimum buzz.
When 2 or more are getting high.

Wht don't you guys come in the house, where we can have a joint session (of congress) ?

by shomesomethin July 14, 2010

pleasure session

The squeezing, Rubbing and sucking of female breasts

Last night i had an orgasm because my man gave me a pleasure session

by Mama_Pringles890 July 01, 2017