to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.
ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.
by mitch November 3, 2004
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by GeeEmEff December 3, 2010
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Chaperone for when a person is far too high to function. Helps to assist them in everyday tasks, such as driving and going to Taco Bell. Not usually a role you want to have to play.
I was stuck being Joe's seeing high dog when he ripped the bong a few too many times. I didn't even get to smoke.
by GimmeYourFruitCocktail November 13, 2011
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Example:
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
Girl: *sees crush* Hey
Boy: Hi, guess what, I asked a girl out and now she’s my girlfriend
Girl: *fake smile* ohh that’s great *really dying inside*
Boy: well anyway I have to get to class so I’ll see you later 👋
Girl: bye
Boy: * leaves*
Girl: OmG noooooooo
Friend: hey what happened
Girl: my crush has a girlfriend!!!
Friend: no way!! What!?
Girl: 😭
Only if we actually talked to our crush and if you do then well done. This is most relatable in the category of “seeing your crush in a relationship” have you ever experienced this?
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