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Scotland

You: shall we visit Scotland?
Me: why on earth would we do that? It’s a stink hole full of cunts
by TCTopcat May 5, 2021
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Scotland Is Fucked

Something u say when you or you and your friends are screwed
Joe: Hey Brother wanna go see a movie this weekend
Brother: I would but I checked the tickets for the movie I saw and they ran out of tickets so to me it seems that…Scotland is fucked
by YuOfTheNight July 10, 2019
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Scotland

Scotland is a constituent (not independent) country that is a part of the UK (United Kingdom) Which is an independent country.

Scotland used to be an independent nation known as The Kingdom of Scotland, until 1707 when the Royal family of England merged with the Royal family of Scotland, forming the United Kingdom. The UK only used to be made up of England and Scotland.

The capital of Scotland is commonly mistaken, many people think it is Glasgow, but it is actually Edinburgh (pronounced Ed-in-burr-uh, not Ed-ing-burg).

It is home to the largest mountain In the UK and all of the British Isles, Ben Nevis (1,345 m tall)
Friend: I'm visiting Scotland Tomorrow.
American Citizen: isn't that part of England?
Friend: No you stupid Troglodyte, Scotland is part of the UK, England is a separate thing.
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no scotland no party

no party cos we fuckin lost bois - means ur mum is actually gay because there is no scotland and subsequently no party. as a result, there is not only no scotland, and no party, but there is also a 3-1 defeat to croatia and "no party" modric who literally lives up zidans bumhole. fuck john mcginn, jk love you please get us into the world cup. also - no scotland no party
by SlickRitalin June 22, 2021
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Scotland

Shite whole but gd gaffs England ain’t got shit on us
England- we have such good parties

Scotland- chose one yer jaw spinin or yer heed
by Follow my tiktok Yer__maw March 2, 2020
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Corpse stuck in Scotland

When someone is unexpectedly really dry after periods of being radio silent; Abruptly stopping texting, calling, or any communication, sometimes in a cryptic way.
A: Ugh, she was supposed to get back from her trip a few days ago and I haven’t heard from her!
B: Has she become a corpse stuck in Scotland?
A: Yeah what the hell, it’s just like she up and died or something
by Starboy02 July 4, 2023
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British Scotland and cheese

25th July national day that Devante doesn’t know
by J4YD0N July 25, 2022
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