Scooter Braun

The person that stole Taylor Swift's music so she created (Taylor's Version).

Swiftie: Scooter Braun's death will satisfy me.
Person 2: You're sick
Swiftie: Incorrect *proceeds to beat the crap out of Person 2 in the name of Taylor Alison Swift*

by swiftie13 <3 July 13, 2023

Scooter Pootin'

The act of shopping, running errands, or going around town to finish oddjobs.

Me and Mom are going scooter pootin', do you need anything?

by jfatticus February 11, 2012

Scooter Trash

A True American Biker

by Dildo September 14, 2003

town scooter

A deity under the village bicycle.

Mira used to be the village bicycle, but Jenny subverted her. Mira's now the town scooter.

by John McCrary November 08, 2007

scooter gang

a group of people that roam the streets together on scooters.

oh man did you just see that gnarly scooter gang

by hewedededed October 27, 2011

Yosemite Scooter

N. When you eat spicey food before coitus and then rub your burning asshole over her chest while shouting yee-haw and miming pistol shots above your head.

Hey Chad, did you give Samantha a yosemite scooter after going to Taqueria del sol last night?

by Cainwoof December 13, 2015

Electric scooter

An eazy woman who will have sex with just about anyone. You only need a smartphone and a credit card.

I hooked up with my friends sister, shees a total electric scooter.

by Swatgeek October 02, 2019