Schnitzel Fritz

Variation of the Georgia Scorcher. When a person passes out inebriated, his or her underwear are removed, a hot dog is eased up the anus, and underwear/pants are replaced. The victim will eventually awake, appearing to have pooped a whole frankfurter.

That dude was so drunk, he got schnitzel fritzed without a single twitch.

by kungfoojedi July 6, 2015

Schnitzel

The piece of meat between the penis/vagina and the asshole. It is named that way because it is beaten with eggs during fornication.

HER:
my schnitzel is still sore from my date with Mike the other day

by eynal May 9, 2019

hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Van Schnitzel

Smiling assassin that creates mischief.

Mud will never stick to a VanSchnitzel.

See also 'Armand VanSchnitzel' or 'VanSchnitzel - Party Liason'.

Did you hear what VanSchnitzel got up to last night?
No - but I'd sure like to.

by Giles Smythe May 8, 2003

schmutzy

smeared black. Can also be defined by well applied guyliner.

Girl:Oh my bajesus! That guys eyeliner is perfectly schmutzy!

Guy:You know it hoe.

by whodoyouthink January 7, 2009

schantzel

1. One who is of the douche clan.
2. When an individual thinks they are funny when they are not.
3. Self absorbed idiot.
4. Using old jokes and trying to convince others that he/she has a thread of originality.
5. Verbal diarrhea.
6. A single middle age man who lives with his parents well past the age a grown man should be living with his parents.
7. Unable to provide for oneself
8. To get stuck working the bakery section of a grocery store.

"Poor old Matt, he only wanted to get a real job and move out someday, but he's bound to be a schantzel for a long lonely time."

by I think I'm funny December 14, 2008

Schmutzelig

'Schmutzelig' is een vernederlandsing van het Duitse woord 'Schmutzig' wat 'vies' betekend.
In het Nederlands kan het goor, ongemakkelijk of opwindend.

De hoeveelheid stof die op de kast lag was echt schmutzelig.
Die situatie was gewoon echt schmutzelig.
Gozer die slebba heeft één schmutzelige akka.

by LilSkiffaBoyMetShankOpHip070 November 21, 2022