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Schmitt's Beer Gesture

The act of performing a waving hand that rises from hip to head level after something awesome happens or is mentioned. It may also be spurned by the airing of "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen. The Gesture may also be accompanied by a verbal "OOOoooh!" The aforementioned Gesture is originally seen being used in the Schmitt's Gay Beer commercial on Saturday Night Live by Adam Sander and Chris Farley.
1) Overheard: "Van Halen, Poison, Def Leppard, and Journey are coming to town this year" Instantly followed by one or more Schmitt's Beer Gestures.
2) "Beautiful Girls" by Van Halen comes on the radio. Immediately followed by "OOOoooh!" and the trademark Gesture.
by Brian@UD March 31, 2008
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pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.
Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.
by jiffy pop May 18, 2004
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schmuck

(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc
(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks
by eder May 21, 2004
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Schmuck Till you Buck

When a girl sucks a guys penis until he "bucks" (comes). Then the girl gags from it and accidently bites down on the penis. The guy then shoves cake in her face to try and get her off. Usually occurs during Spicy Cakes and Sour Cakes.
Rebecca : Hey Janice what happened to you?
Janice : Schmuck till you buck....
Rebecca: Ouch.
by Cajik January 27, 2009
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DER SCHMETTERLING

The german word for......................Butterfly. Yes. Butterfly. It sounds like something that can slap you in the face with its over sized shlong. Sounds like something that could do you searious damage. MIND FUCK? I think so.
"Wow, look at that DER SCHMETTERLING!"
"OH GOD, ITS GOING TO EAT ME"
"Dude, It's a butterfly.."
"Oh. Right. I knew that.."
by Twisted Little Flower October 24, 2009
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schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️
“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”
by livvinlife February 7, 2019
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das schmetterling

The best german word there is. Means "the butterfly" in English.
Du bist ein Schmetterling. Ich esse das Schmetterling.

You are a butterfly. I eat the butterfly.
by DUBISTEINEKUH April 14, 2017
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