schlorplejob!

When she puts her sploinkus in your giggadoon

Woah dude she just gave me a schlorplejob!

by PanzerChopp September 10, 2023

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schmogle

An alternative name for trail mix.

Other names include: Gorp, Scroggin

Dude 1: Yo did u pack the schmogle?!
Dude 2: You know I never leave the house without it!

by sonnnyy October 2, 2023

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Schmimples

Used to describe the feeling you get from unexpected or strange feeling touch. Imagine how a penny smells and tastes, now imagine that as a feeling. that's schmimples.

Person 1: Hey man, want a hug?
Person 2: No thanks, you'll give me schmimples.

by Anon_108 November 6, 2023

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Schmoogen

When you move something the tiniest tiniest bit

Hey I moved that table just a schmoogen for you!

by BigVeVe March 27, 2024

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A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024

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