Committing the act of fellatio on a human male. While it can be used to mean sucking the penis of a single male sex partner it is usually used pejoratively to describe someone of sexually promiscuous behavior.
Ted: Did you hear that your sister was totally slurping schlong at that party last night!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
Bob: Dude that's my sister!
by bilbyphilby December 26, 2011
She said i have a schlong dong!
by Funny buoi December 01, 2016
A Mondo Schlong is when a man has a huge and I mean gigantic penis. All the girls go after the Mondo Schlong so all the boys with minis better watch put.
by gibbytheschlonger March 01, 2018
Beaten so bad, that one should be embarrassed. Usually followed by whining about the loss to friends later.
Bob was so stupid last night, he got wasted, picked a fight, and got schlonged. One pop to the nose, and Bob was crying on the ground, what a little bitch.
by Qballified December 23, 2015
Any form of loose, but defining undergarment barely covering a man's genitals. Usually this is not accompanied by any other clothing around the midsection.
by substr August 12, 2008
by Sam .f June 01, 2003
"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 07, 2007