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salmon slut

A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.
Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?
by Fitswell dick 916 November 27, 2020
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elijah salmon

fucking hot ass babe who doesn't care what others think and is a super fast runner/great soccer player
Who is the hottest on the team?
Obviously Elijah Salmon
by mydudeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 13, 2018
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midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night
by captainthicc May 27, 2020
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Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"
I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.
by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020
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tuco salamanca

walter: jesse, we do not eat our product. it is for tuco salamanca.
jesse: mr. white!
walter: stop it.
jesse: heisenberg!
tuco: what are these?
jesse: they're popcorners, yo!
walter: say their name.
tuco (angrily): pop. corners!
tuco: tight! tight tight!!
narrator: break into something good.
by totallyino March 3, 2023
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Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion
Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!
by feeldasteel October 14, 2008
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Salomon

A Realy nice dude he is very good looking and helps everyone he is very smart and does well in school whenever somebody is in need he will help right away he is a very loyal person and not a fake friend he likes to eat sushi a lot and takes pictures of his food
I want to be a Salomon
by Turtles 1234567 February 28, 2019
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