Ruben

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Ruben: "Sheesh"

by shys December 13, 2021

Reuben

Reuben is an all round great guy, he would give anyone the world if he had the chance because in his mind everyone comes first before himself. He always tries to help anyone even if he doesn’t know what to do like the least he can do is listen and that’s what he’s best at. If there is someone upset he will just blame it on himself even if he knows it’s not his fault. He isn’t the smartest but he always tries his best even if he knows he will fail. There is soo much stuff I could say about a Reuben but there is too much stuff he does that makes people happy. Finally anyone would be silly to fuck up things with him even though he is very forgiving it’ll be hard to get him back if you lose him because he cares about soo many people and some people he really really cares about and he would be devastated if he found out that they were just using him for anything so no matter what please just please don’t hurt him or anything cause if you loose him you have basically lost the memories and happiness he can bring to you.

#Reuben’s are the best
#LOVEREUBEN

Omg Reuben brings me soo much happiness and I don’t know where I would be right now if it wasn’t for him coming into my life and literally just asking if I’m ok.

by Nothing but true facts April 22, 2022

Ruben Craib

misogynistic master of rizz that makes so much bank that any girl would happily make the man a sandwich. This man gets more bitches than a porn star and owns more bugattis than andrew tate. He is the true definition of a top g.

"I wish I had as many bitches as Ruben Craib"

"I hate women Ruben Craib"

by HoldendeezNutzz January 30, 2023

Reuben Moment

When someone crushes on a new girl every day.

Oi he’s crushing on Saskia now, such a Reuben moment

by Dodzy06 March 4, 2023

ruben

a sexy man beast, that goes to lake ridge middle school. he makes straights want 2 b gay , and rug munchers want to change for him too.

"i fucked ruben last night" said marina

by ruben March 3, 2005

Ruben

A bad ass Puertorican who usually is really talented and funny also gets all the girls, he can slack off and people will do hes work for him some of the talents of a Ruben are usually Soccer, Skateboarding, surfing. Rubens are always very successful in life. Rubensare always gentlemen and always make a good boyfriend or husban rubens are always very popular and all the girls want him for his good looks athleticism and personality Rubens will always show you how to have a good time

Girl 1: omg did you see ruben today at the game, he looked so hit as always he even took his shirt off after the game omg he has a perfect body

Girl 2: Omg yes! i so have a crush on him hes so hot and athletic.

Girl 1: i wish he would notice me :(

Girl 2: ive only talked to him 3times and hes so nice and kind omg im in love!
Girl 1: ikr! me too!!

by rubens girlfriend but engaged December 18, 2013

rubenowitz

The Stems & Seeds in your stash from an unknown dealer or lame dealer/part time friend

Look at this stash, it's filled with stems & benies!

Look at this satchel, it's filled with a bunch of rubenowitz!

by Brendan Holmes December 14, 2008