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open rels

Short hand for open relationship. East coast terminology
Guy 1: Thought you already had a bae, what'r you doin with this thot?
Guy 2: Open Rels brah.
Guy 1: I'll be hoppin on your gf den~
Guy 2:Good luck. Open rels brah.
by conanbdetective January 31, 2017
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The Relative/absolute fallacy

Similar to Ken Wilber's "Pre/trans fallacy", which is about conflating pre-rational views with trans-rational views, the Relative/absolute fallacy is about conflating relative perspectives with The Absolute perspective. This is the main source of confusion in the forms of spirituality that deal with the implications of non-duality (Oneness).

There are generally two levels to the fallacy:

1. The first level is the conflation that happens when you don't have knowledge about the distinction between the relative and The Absolute (dual/non-dual). This is common in pre-rational religious people (Wilber). The way that traditional religion interprets various holy texts is itself a good example.

2. The second level happens when you do have knowledge about the distinction between relative and absolute (but it's obviously not complete knowledge). This is common in (aspiring) trans-rational people. A common example is to think that because nothing ultimately really matters, morality doesn't matter, and therefore it's fine to for example hurt other people. This is to conflate "the relative" with "The Absolute". From The Absolute perspective, yes, nothing really matters, but morality can only ever be defined "relative" to a certain value system in the first place. By taking the absolute perspective, you're deliberately stepping outside of all value systems, but "it's fine to hurt other people" would be a moral statement, which means you're actually invoking a relative perspective.
You're conflating relative perspectives with The Absolute perspective ("The Relative/Absolute Fallacy").

Albert thinks he is God and nobody else is. Albert has committed the Relative/Absolute Fallacy.
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Rel

Loyal/Lovable/charming guy take care of people before him self , always down to listen and most people named rel are always down to earth
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relative humidity

when someone is getting it on physically with one of their relative.
Leave my cousin and I alone in a room for 5 minutes and the relative humidity will get so high our pants get all wet.
by aris00 September 9, 2011
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Mihai Doncu's relatives

Mihai Doncu's relatives are a powerful romanian gang that can fuck you up immediately.
When you work on your badly engineered car and you get angry you can say: "Mihai Doncu's relatives fuck that."
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Rel

1. Rel is a word that would most commonly be used as a way of laughing or agreeing with something.

2. It is also a way to identify something as real.
1. "that joke was funny rel"
2. "that's super rel"
by z3ro_1112 February 4, 2024
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Dar-Rel

Dar-Rel The living embodiment of perfection. He can fight he is sexy he is the most equipped person in his entire country if you're his mate your all good but if not then you're a
Person 1 "Yo look at that sexy guy."
Person 2 "Yeah damn he's sexy... wait is that Dar-Rel!?!?!"
Spoiler It was me
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