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The man was irregularly irregular on Opposite Day in which made him regular.
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regulator

n. A motorist who drives the speed limit or slower, no matter how long the line of traffic following is. This usually leads to suggestions being made by those in line as to what said motorist should be doing instead. Aggressive driving and road rage incidents occasionally accompany the experience of being "regulated" (vb.).
"Oh man, this guy is such a regulator! Why doesn't he just pull over and let those of us with somewhere to go get on with our lives?"
by Major Kameltoe March 9, 2009
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Regulation Ranger

The US ARMY has always maintained its' own cultural norms and behaviors. Longstanding jokes and traditions are part of the very make up and fabric of everyday soldier life. One such longstanding, common euphymism was the identification of "Barracks" titles. There was the "Barracks Barber", usually a lower enlisted who would undercut the Post barber by offering cheaper (and usually better) haircuts within the actual barracks. Of course, there came to be a "Barracks Lawyer" to compliment whatever legal dispute or disciplinary claims that soldiers inquire about. To supercede the "Barracks Lawyer" there is now such an appropriate personal title as "Regulation Ranger". Usually a Regulation Ranger has over an average of 7 years of total service, and usually at least one combat deployment. By a wide margin, most Regulation Rangers happen to hold a rank of Staff Sergeant or above. Most Regulation Rangers are ARMY RESERVISTS as well, and hold absolutely zero authority in their regular, stateside, full time career. As a result of their obvious insecurity towards their duties as a leader, most Regulation Rangers study the ARMY Regulation books in their free time. The point of studying regulation books is so that they may exert their authority over those subordinate to them. Most Regulation Rangers are not only insecure, but many have power and responsibility complexes as well. Never far behind a unit commander or senior NCO is a Regulation Ranger, always manipulating and methodically playing "games" so as to implement more and more useless rules. When the implementation of a new rule is emplaced, a Regulation Ranger is satisfied. Unfortunately, this micromanagement doesn't stop, for it spreads among their like-minded counterparts that are bucking for rank. The only way to defeat a Regulation Ranger is to outperform and outclass them in every possible aspect.
Usually being in the ranks of E-6 to E-9, most Regulation Rangers are insecure and have control complexes.

A Regulation Ranger can implement whatever rules they wish to, and often make up redundant, useless rules right on the fly.

"Hey, you can't wear a knife on your belt. It says so in the regs!"

"Hey! You're only allowed to lift weights after 1700, it was put out in the regs"

"You're not allowed to take more than one pop-tart from Class 1. It says somewhere in the regs!"
by gatesoftanhauser May 15, 2009
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First Date Regulations for Men

1. 90 minutes maximum
2. Show up on time, but no earlier than 15 minutes.

3. Dress how you usually dress. Don’t wear a suit unless you’re coming from a meeting.
4. Have cash in your wallet. Not because you need it. Just trust me.
5. If you can’t afford to have cash in your wallet, you can’t afford a girlfriend.
6. Ripped jeans don’t look good
7. Have a reason to leave after 90 minutes. Make some shit up if you need to.

8. Don’t say you like something just because she does. If you despise it, don’t pretend to play along.

9. Bring a condom. You never know.

10. Just in case, have a Backup Call
Idk what to do for this date.

“Man, just review the first date regulations for men, that’s what they’re there for.”
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Regular expression

An expression which is just regular, not special, emotionless, but true.
/(Regular) (expression)/ is a /$1 $2/.
See regular expression for a proper use.

Today, the sun is shining, it is a sunny day today!

Butterfly is an insect.

True is not false.

Beautiful flowers have short lives.
by pieceocake December 4, 2012
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Regular

Regular

Regular is an insult, often used to insult a person's capabilities in a specific field or to insult them directly.

Synonymous with: Average, Not Great, Basic.
*Josh throws a pen at Ben but misses* Ben then shouts at Josh "REGULAR!...hahahahaha"

Josie to Sarah - "do you think Kyle is hot, I like it when he flexes his butt muscles ?"
Sarah to Josie - "Ugh....hes so Regular, why would you be attracted to him?"

Tom to Derick- "I'm sleeping with Sarah, we hooked up last night..."
Derick to Tom - "..... HAHAHAHAHA....wait you're serious....bro she's so ratty...she's a f#*%ing regular...what happened to your self respect bro...!?!?"
by SlyHomeBoy November 23, 2016
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a regular fuck

1. A fuck that is less than a good fuck, but better than a one night stand.
2. Habitual sex.
Grace enjoys having a good fuck, rather than a regular fuck
Tom left his room to meet up with Sam for their regular fuck session.
by vivsace May 23, 2017
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