A Five-Finger-Refund is when a thief steals an item, then either themselves or a friend returns later with said item, claiming to have purchased it, and asks for a refund!
“Sh*t, we’ve ran out of beers. Time to head to ASDA with those hair products the missus stole earlier for a five finger refund!”
by Terrysuki September 13, 2023
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reboundbang noun:
The act of banging a girl or guy on the rebound from a bad relationship. Sometimes it is necessary to put in some groundwork with the prospective target (e.g., listening to them bitch or gush about their current S.O.) before their previous relationship ends.
The act of banging a girl or guy on the rebound from a bad relationship. Sometimes it is necessary to put in some groundwork with the prospective target (e.g., listening to them bitch or gush about their current S.O.) before their previous relationship ends.
Prospective Reboundbanger: Hey man, I think I'm totally going to get to reboundbang hot chick.
Friend: Oh yeah? Why?
PR: Well I've been listening to her bitch about her boyfriend for the last week and I think that their relationship is headed downhill. I'll pick her up on the rebound after it's over.
Friend: Good luck, dude.
Friend: Oh yeah? Why?
PR: Well I've been listening to her bitch about her boyfriend for the last week and I think that their relationship is headed downhill. I'll pick her up on the rebound after it's over.
Friend: Good luck, dude.
by Truman Shuck March 20, 2008
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Marathon runner Seth was heartbroken after his breakup with Kathy, and even more so after he discovered she'd been remounding with the human equivalent of the Stay Puft Marshmallow man.
by rostina July 27, 2011
Get the remound mug.When an erect boy and horny girl happen to be on a trampoline. The erect boy lands sitting down and the girl happens to land on his penis. The force from them bouncing smashes the penis up the girl.
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(the only safe way to have sex with your best friends hot sister)
Me: Bezzie dave m8, me n ur sis last neet.
Bezzie dave: Omg you cock sucker, did you shagg her? *angry face*
Me: calm down soin, me n her woz on ur trampoline, n i accidently reboundpounded her!
Bezzie Dave: oh, m8, no probz, fancy a spliff on a wonnie?
Bezzie dave: Omg you cock sucker, did you shagg her? *angry face*
Me: calm down soin, me n her woz on ur trampoline, n i accidently reboundpounded her!
Bezzie Dave: oh, m8, no probz, fancy a spliff on a wonnie?
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Get the rebound mug.When you first get a facebook, you don't friend many people. A couple weeks later, you friend EVERYBODY. You realize how many of these people you don't know and decide to stop friending or even delete some of them.
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