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Rainier

The popular yellow beer in Northwest states including Washington, Oregon and Alaska. It is most popular in tall boy form (16oz.), but is also available in standard cans and bottles. A high strength version, Rainier Ale, is available in a 40oz. bottle but is considerably less popular.

When ordering it is important to pronounce the name correctly. Mispronunciations, including but not limited to "Ron-yah" and "Rainer" are easily mistaken for another local term meaning "punch me in the throat now."

Rainier has come under criticism for the fact that production has been moved from Seattle to California, which is the sworn enemy (and vacation destination) of all Northwesterners. It has also come under attack from those tasteless few who find Oprah's comic mispronunciation of Target (Tar-jay) funny and wish to apply the same treatment to other things.
I'll have a Ron-yeah.
(imagine throat punch here)
You asked for a punch in the throat, right?
No, I asked for a Rainier!
That's not what you said the first time.
by admsilvers August 16, 2010
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Ranger

Rangers are a group of badass mother fuckers that fuck bitches, slap hoes, drink excessively, and kill the bad guys.
They don't take shit and avoid gay shit like high and tight hair cuts or ACU anything.

They do in fact party like rock stars and live off three things: tobacco, alcohol, and monsters.

Caution: Tend to run into problems while drunk (such as the law or douche bags)
"Who was that guy who tried to bite that guys neck off in the fight" -Guy 1

"I don't know but he was screaming Rangers Lead The Way while hitting him." -Guy 2
by SemperFag May 29, 2010
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power rangers

early-mid 90's kids' television show that had a kick-ass first season.

After that, people began to realise that the plot for every single show was the same. Season two was season one, but they changed the costumes and made the names longer.
How power rangers replaced re-runs of masters of the Universe, thundercats and not-so-old teenage mutant ninja turtles we'll never know.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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rectum ranger

by biff malibu May 13, 2005
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rainier wolfcastle

Meat-headed Simpsons action adventure star, best known for playing character McBain.

Sleeps on top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.

See also schwarzenegger.
Did joo evar notice how men alvays leave the toilet seat up? Daht's da joke.
by Diagenesis December 15, 2003
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Pink Power Ranger

The pink power ranger, was always the more flamboyant member of the power ranger team. When the others would be out saving the world, she/occasionaly he would be doing his hair/nails or occassionaly some maths homework. However due to a drop in in young girls obsessed with the colour pink, or confused young men, there has been a dip in recruitment for the pink power ranger. Many have tried and many have failed, either breaking a nail or remembering they left the oven on, 5 minutes in.
Ben: One day i hope to be the pink power ranger
Tom: Dont worry, i believe in you,
/ TEAM HUG
by Captain Pigeon November 24, 2007
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Lone Ranger

A lone person walking in an area that is typically devoid of pedestrian traffic. Lone rangers are typically individuals seen walking in suburbia, on highways, or in abandoned urban areas.
Hey, check out this guy walking on the side of the highway. We got a lone ranger over here.
by goon central May 19, 2010
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