Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 08, 2021
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Quantum Rizzics

A term used to describe having an amount of rizz that is comparable to the power of quantum physics.
by The Quantum Rizzer October 18, 2023
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Quantum Rizzics

A branch of philosophy often concerned with the law of attraction and metarizzics. The theories of quantum rizzics often boil down to confidence combined with poetic and clever speech tends to attract mates, particularly in heterosexual relationships.

There is ongoing debate on the mechanisms of quantum rizzics, which has stirred up controversy in recent years. Contrary to popular belief, the subject is not inherently used for womanizing and instead solely studies how positive thinking/expression and reasoning capabilities attract mates often more than appearance.
It seems like Dave doesn't need a wingman, he attracts partners on his quantum rizzics already.
by Omar54789 August 29, 2023
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Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.
" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"
by dv1d June 24, 2017
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Quantum Catalyst

Quantum Catalyst i.e

The starting factor in any and every existence...

Also The reason for the big bang' boom...

Quantum Catalyst can be also identified as a person/persons

This person may be an entity of divine enlightenment...
This isn't the agent we sent for ...?!?...

Are you sure sir?

Well yes he looks like an "Average Joe"...

He's certainly not sir ...

He's a Quantum Catalyst...

His reach is Multiuniversal ...

His skills have no issues...

Okay we will send him to the beginning ...

Sir do you mean the Big Happening?

No, yet yes but when the Quantum Catalyst gets there it'll become the Big BadaBoom!!!

*Alternatively The Big Bang...

To obtain a friendship with one which is a Quantum Catalyst one must enter a state of awesomeness 👌...
by Realm Leaper February 25, 2023
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Quantum physics

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man
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Quantum Extraphysics

Quantum Extraphysics is a hypothesis about quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics whete there are quantum states of matter on extraphysical level. Where both, quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are the same thing on different levels of nature.
"Quantum Extraphysics is a really mindblowing hypothesis, it might be useful to explain extraphysical superposition and quantum afterlife."
by Full Monteirism January 17, 2021
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