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Quantum Rizzics

A term used to describe having an amount of rizz that is comparable to the power of quantum physics.
by The Quantum Rizzer October 17, 2023
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Quantum truth

A fact who's degree of truthiness changes upon observation.
" I make my own homemade soup" , stated Jerry to the group.

"Oh, really? What kind?" Inquired Beth.
"He means heats up Trader Joe's soup on his stove instead of the microwave ", said Rick. "It's his favorite quantum truth- it seems real but totally falls apart once you look at him"
by dv1d June 26, 2017
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quantum boredom

The act of being bored while you're supposed to be doing something else, leading you not only to be bored of the theoretical task but also being bored because you're doing nothing at the time.
Matt: Fuck, I'm procrastinating on this programming assignment because I have no motivation but yet the looming assignment makes it so I can't play Pokemon!
Stephanie: So you're bored of something you're not doing, and bored of not doing anything?
Matt: Well shit, I guess I have quantum boredom.
by futuresushi October 25, 2010
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Quantum Extraphysics

Quantum Extraphysics is a hypothesis about quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics whete there are quantum states of matter on extraphysical level. Where both, quantum mechanics and extraphysical mechanics are the same thing on different levels of nature.
"Quantum Extraphysics is a really mindblowing hypothesis, it might be useful to explain extraphysical superposition and quantum afterlife."
by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021
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Quantum physics

Guy:you know about Quantum physics?
Guy2:I ain't ant man
by Saul goodman 1234569 April 29, 2023
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Quantum Endanglement

When an abnormally under-endowed gentleman offers his testicular capsule into the expecting oral feature of a consenting partner until the scrotum has enveloped the uvula in a warm caress. Pubic hair optional. Mint flavor optional. Follow on steps are up to the discretion of the performer.
Becky: Why does your voice sound so scratchy?
Svetlana: Got into a quantum endanglement with Chad last night hand he shaved recently so his balls had five o cock shadow and cheese grated my uvula. I came so hard.
by bambanubz July 7, 2021
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Quantum Simp

A state in which you have both been in a relationship with and also been friendzoned by someone you are simping for
After being friendzoned by his crush, Larry had become a quantum simp
by Barry burr October 21, 2020
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