writer protagonitis

a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.

He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.

by Rotzo January 6, 2006

portacuban

Pronounced
(Poor-ta-cuban)
A person of both Cuban and porta rican descent. Portacuban's are commonly illegal immigrants

There are thousands of illegal portacubans entering America into Florida.

by Benjamin McGraw June 9, 2005

Pootaco

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

porta john bitches

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

Transfer Portal

College football's form of free agency where overhyped players can transfer to schools nobody cares about, i.e., WVU.

That 4-Star reject from Ohio State entered the transfer portal.

by drakesfavoriteteam January 15, 2019

Protag

Someone who likes anime and dyes their hair unnatural colors such as blue, purple or any other absurd colors and end up looking like an anime protagonist. It's "who's the protag" in real life.

*sees someone with absurdly colored dyed hair walk by*
"What a fucking protag

by IntelligentNPC May 26, 2017