Procrastibate

To wait to the very last minute for masturbation to the point where you almost are caught in the act.

Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.

by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012

Procrastibate

A period of time used predominantly in males where time is wasted by way of self felatio.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.

I'm not late, I procrastibate

by fraj23 March 3, 2012

procrastefficiency

the ability to optimize your procrastination, by putting things off to times that allow you to do several things at once

I really need carpet shampoo to clean the cat poop, but it's much better procrastefficiency to get it when I meet my girlfriend at the mall tomorrow.

by groovalisciousful September 3, 2012

Procrastibating

Pretty much killing two birds with one stone...

I enjoy procrastibating because that way, I can fuck my hot teacher in TWO different ways!

by Some girl in a college class February 6, 2013

procrastibrag

To boast that your procrastination exceeds that of someone else.

When I mentioned that I waited until two days before my term paper was due to start working on it, she immediately one-upped me by saying she had waited until the night before it was due to work on hers. I hate it when people procrastibrag like that.

by Procrastibragger September 17, 2013

Procrastibate

To put off masturbation until a later time due to laziness or distractions. One may decide to masturbate but decides to play a vidya or watch anime instead.

John Smith: "Shit, I was going to get off, but I procrastibated. Now I'm going to be edgy all day"

Jimmy Jams: "I thought you were going to log off and look at porn."
Tommy L. O.: "Naw, I'm Procrastibatin'"

by TChao November 12, 2013

Procrastibation

Procrastibation is when someone is procrastinating simply by masturbating.

Person A- bro what are you doing?
Person B- I'm writing the the history essay.
Person A- let me see your browsing history.
Person B- OK I was Procrastibating.
Person A- again with the procrastibation?

by jerrie006 May 11, 2014