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1. Procrastination by a Biffle ;2. Procrastination through Masturbation; 3.The act of procrastination for an urge
by Rice Farmer March 17, 2005
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by Rumplekins May 27, 2009
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Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.
Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...
by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010
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Man, my parents went out for lunch but I waited till 2:00 to get up and beat off. They were already on their way home when I started to procrastibate.
by OldKingClancy3131 January 7, 2012
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Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
Men are often late to social functions because they choose to rub one out instead of getting ready.
This act replaces essential time which could be used for putting on the game face, some say prostrastibating is putting on your game face.
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