Probation

A business' excuse to deny you the benefits that your union dues are supposed to grant you for a stipulated period of time on the grounds that 'your dependability as an employee and union member have not yet been confirmed. Ha ha ha.'

The usual probation period lasts for three months, coinciding perfectly with the average student's summer break. Expect to be assigned huge overtime hours during this period.

"Why did I spend all of Independance Day bagging groceries for my surly fellow Americans but only have forty dollars to show for it? What about time-and-a-half?"

"Silly kid. That's what probation is for!"

by Garrrr! February 5, 2005

proboscis

Nose. A common term often mistaken as "penis" because of the sound of the word and the context people use it in. It is similar in use to the weenus.

The proboscis belongs on the face
Your proboscis bothers you in the restroom (because it smells bad)

by 10248948142947392835y923840234 February 14, 2012

Sex Probation

When someone needs to be taught a lesson and is grounded from sexual pleasure.

Frank is on sex probation right now because he was mean to Sarah and hurt her feelings.

by crazycat22 February 22, 2015

Probation

When your boyfriend does something you dint a prove of, you punish him by holding out on him; No sex.

My boyfriend is being an ass hole so he's on probation

by Montanan August 29, 2014

prototype

Something which at it's current stage has been screwed up by developers and cannot yet be used by the general public

Holden Engineer: This car isn't safe.. I'm calling it a prototype.

by Santa(Ace) July 19, 2005

Promotion Negro

A jpeg picture of a happy black man in a shirt and tie, jumped to from the porn you were looking at, when your boss enters the cubicle.

I was looking at some cool fakes of Megan Fox, but had to switch tabs to promotion negro, when my VP came over to see what I was working on.

by aaron28 January 4, 2012

probobulous

to probobulate is the act of causing problems, the adjective is probobulous.

Rather than solving the clients problems the designer is being probobulous, when questioning the clients concept.

by Oxford Spookii June 29, 2009