Russian pretzel

when you cross a girls legs in a pretzel shape and then you drill her from the top

after your done you lick her legs and throw salt on her legs and you leave
hey can i Russian pretzel you tonight yes bring the salt
by kanyejuul September 20, 2023
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Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.
Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.
by Thegreatwallofchena October 24, 2015
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Neapolitan Pretzel

After ejaculating in a woman’s anus you then proceed to shove a pretzel rod as deep as you can while maintaining a firm grip. Using a corkscrew motion you proceed to turn the rod and shove it in and out while not breaking the pretzel, all while she is thrashing. Quickly removing the pretzel yields a chocolate, vanilla and strawberry rainbow of feces, semen and blood. The pretzel may be shared by both as you cuddle.
I knew Kristen was a freak, but had no idea until she suggested we share a Neapolitan pretzel.
by Slippin' pee hands January 28, 2019
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Pretzel Catcher

A bar fly that has no money, who is willing to do chores around the bar for free drinks.
Look at JHonda sweeping the floor at the Bonner Road Inn, what a pretzel catcher.
by T-Dawg2017 September 21, 2018
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Hungarian Pretzel

When one lays around like a pair of laced shoes whilst having a dick in their ear.
Prepare to relax like a Hungarian Pretzel later tonight.
by Tconley6969 December 24, 2021
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vagina pretzel

backwards kegel; a loosening of the vaginal muscles in order prolong sex
Don't worry about cumming too soon, I'll do my vagina pretzels.
by californication roxs May 25, 2009
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Human Pretzel

When two people take off their clothes, get under the covers and begin to make out, their bodies subconsciously start to intertwine themselves until the two people form a single unit- resembling a pretzel. This 'pretzeling effect' usually leads to sex or conversely sex will ultimately lead to the formation of a Human Pretzel. The repetitive formation of the Human Pretzel is also responsible for the release of Oxitocin into the bloodstream.
I was late getting into work this morning because I got stuck in a human pretzel.
by dclaw1 January 13, 2012
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