1. The actual act of giving two dudes hand jobs, simultaneously.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
2. More commonly used in reference to the location of ones girlfriend when in all actuality you have no idea where she is.
3. A way for someone to move up the ladder of life, often seen in corporate America.
1. Did you hear about Ashley, she was caught Ski Poling some guys in the bathroom.
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
2. A:Dude where your woman?
B:I don't know, probably Ski Poling some dudes for jager shots.
3. A: Damn, Ashley is moving right up in the world.
B: It's amazing what you can accomplish when you ski pole old dudes!
by DFaFH July 7, 2007
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-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit
by WestTXLion September 4, 2009
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Fake pooing is the acitivty/hobby you undertake when you're bored at work and want to go kill some time, but actually have to need to use the toilet
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
Fake pooing usually involves one (or more) of the following
using your phone to text/play games
reading the newspaper
drinking a cup of tea
jerking one off
'I'm was really bored today, so I went into trap 3 to play some Tetris on my phone and do some fake pooing'
by Kevon DJ September 14, 2006
Get the fake pooing mug.v. 1. the act of making quick or abrupt thrusts with a sharp object (e.g. penis)
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
2. the act of striking a person with a short straight blow
by Cristal December 10, 2003
Get the Poking mug.Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
Get the turtle head poking out mug."Poking holes in condoms" refers to the psychotic and treacherous action of repeatedly piercing, stabbing or jabbing a pin, or any sort of pointed, slender and sharp metal object into a condom, prior to sexual intercourse for the purposes of facilitating getting "knocked up" or turning one's sexual partner into your "baby daddy," without his knowledge or consent.
I carry my own cock socks mate, ever since that trifling ho told me "she had protection" and it turned out she had plans to pull the goalie the whole time. She started poking holes in condoms the second she saw me walking toward her from across the club, and now I gotta pay child support and can't listen to opera no mo. Kids don't like that shit.
by P Diddy $ <3 S.C. October 7, 2011
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