Shit-Pooping

When your playing a game but your shit is turtling out of your ass so you go to the toilet, pinch a little off, and wipe to save time and get back to the game quicker.

You: Oh crap man I got to poop
Friend: But we are in a competitive match, we need you.
You: Don't worry I'll go Shit-Pooping

by GoldNate May 29, 2023

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popping one

1. To pop one. When your little fella pops up to say hello - an erection, usually spontaneous, brought on by a sudden event such as a hot, barely-dressed girl walking by.

2. Similar to the above but used in figurative speech to imply an extreme liking for something.

1. We were at the beach last week and Maria took her top off, I was popping one so bad I had to go sit down in the shade.

2. I was totally popping one when I saw The Fucking Champs live.

by BrokeAccount April 12, 2005

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Free Pooping

The act of defecating in an open or public place without care or concern of onlookers. Most often done in a hurry and without wiping properly.

Those dirty wooks at the music festival wouldn't even wait in line for the port-a-potty. They were just free pooping all over the side of the mountain

by TheSwayze August 25, 2011

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pooping on the clock

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

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