It has nothing to do with physical activity... it's just a boner between mates or a friend. The other dude just watched too much Ronnie Johns...
by saulong April 16, 2010
Get the Platonic Boner mug.A marriage between two or more people in which none of the partners have sexual intent; main purpose for a Platonic Marriage may be to gain access to the other's financial supply
Man1: Yo. I wanna marry you, sexy.
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
Woman1: Yeah right. You just want my money, you cunt!
Man1: Hey hey! I don't want your money, I want you!
Woman1: Ok, but if this is a Platonic Marriage where my sexual needs are not met, then I will drop you!
by BeerChuggin'German August 6, 2009
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A relationship formed when two friends fall in love but neither will admit it. These friends will usually snuggle, hold hands, talk about all the deep stuff and stare at stars together.
Are you and Lindsey dating?
NO NO WE ARE JUST PLATONIC I SWEAR GOD EW GROSS NO
sure just keep saying that
platonic friends just friends love
NO NO WE ARE JUST PLATONIC I SWEAR GOD EW GROSS NO
sure just keep saying that
platonic friends just friends love
by A "platonic" person April 7, 2016
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Retard 2: Yeah, but it doesn't seem to have shiftlock
Retard 1: Really? What a Polytoria!
Retard 2: Yeah, but it doesn't seem to have shiftlock
Retard 1: Really? What a Polytoria!
by The Viber March 21, 2022
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Get the Polytoria mug.A platonic kiss is a kiss between two people when one or more of the engaged parties is in a relationship and is trying to remain guilt-free whilst kissing other girls/guys.
by Defiant_Lover July 9, 2016
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