when you or someone you know decides to feed their own hand to your pet dog. sometimes the hand is cooked (kooked) prior to ingestion.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
Another variation involves anally inserting someone elses hand while they are sleeping or dead. Usually done at funerals.
by sonofspikerr October 20, 2012
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FRIEND-DUDE WHY ARE YOU CRYING?
GUY- (IN TEARS) MY WIFE LEFT ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, ALL THEY SAID WAS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PISSED JOZY PHILYAW OFF
FRIEND- SO YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO?
GUY- (IN TEARS) MY WIFE LEFT ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS ARE LAUGHING, ALL THEY SAID WAS YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PISSED JOZY PHILYAW OFF
FRIEND- SO YOU DONT WANT TO WATCH THE VIDEO?
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When four or more men get dressed in roman battle gear and bang each other while screaming about the senate covered in the blood of a goat
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Get the 《¤》Phalta《¤》phaUlta《¤》phaltA《¤》 mug.When someone only attacks the one innocent person/part of a group and ignores the people that actually wronged them.
This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.
This is based off of Levi Angstrom, a villain from the series Invincible. In said series, he has been a victim of evil alternate universe versions of the main character, Mark, these evil versions of have terrorized him in multiple dimensions and timelines. In an attempt to get revenge and one bad experiment later...Angstrom decides to atrack the one good version of Mark, and has no plans on stopping until this good Mark is dead, he even went so far to team up with the evil versions of Mark to try to ruin is reputation and kill him.
Why does John only leave hate comments on Peter's stream? Peter is one of the only few Kick streamers that aren't huge pieces of work. This is a real nasty example of the Angstrom Phallacy.
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