Peef

When you and your mates are beyond lean and you're just super peefed - blazed beyond definition.

Dude after that cross joint I'm so fucking peefed.

by mjwick October 19, 2015

Peef

A penis fart

like queef, but peef.

ex: "dude i keep peefing, should i go to a doctor?" "nah man, I peef all the time"

by sexycutegurl1046659 October 11, 2016

peeeter

A dumbass that knows nothing else but sucking his thumb like a bitch.

God bro why are you such a peeeter today

by YaMans June 1, 2017

Peeei

The amount of poop that lands in this mans pants is honestly tremendous... if he was trying to win the smelliest pants contest. He reeeeeeks of pee n poo.

Wow, that nigga peeei is stinky inky

by I'm Jewish June 13, 2017

Pweef

when you're Penis expel's a little air

was that a mouse fart ? no i just pweefed

by dam mad October 5, 2017

Peef

Flatulence from a penis.

Dude when I passed my kidney stone I totally peefed.

by DustinBHowe October 14, 2017

Peef

Legit farting through your dick

"Bro I just peefed on katies butt when we were cuddle fuckin"

by 1%penis January 10, 2018