[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

Parred

A special type of roast for being an SJW. People who are Parred get triggered and upload a rant on twitter or Tumblr.

SJW: I got freaking parred we must destroy all men

SJW: right back at ya lets rant on some men.

by Yay-erz September 21, 2017

Parcel

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

parched

its not really a word

a fake word is parched

by anonomis May 8, 2005

Parcel Force

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

by ASkumbag December 19, 2011

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Parcels

Homo. A Tuna who really likes other men. Term originally coined by Jeremy Shockley, NY Giants.

The male figure skater was proud to be parcels.

by urbangator March 25, 2004