boner parade

a cavalcade of attractive women (men if you are gay) that are considered to be very sexually arousing

I went down to the college laundromat today... It was a total boner parade!

I like going to hooters, always a boner parade.

by hanibal the jerk February 17, 2012

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Dick Parade

Getting your fuck on ...all night long.

"Hey handsome, want to leave this bar and take me to the dick parade?"

by ChuckleBerryFin March 19, 2013

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Salty Parachute

When semen is ejaculated and floats gracefully towards the ground.

Usually performed from a height.

Guy 1: "One time when I was on holidays. I was doing my best doggy style with this bird on a balcony, I pull out, shoot the business over the edge and it floated down like a Salty Parachute"

Guy 2: "No you didn't!"

by LobsterMoxie July 25, 2018

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Speed Parachute

When someone blows speed up your anal orifice.

The playmate I dated stuck a speed parachute up my ass once without really letting on to what she was up to and holy fuck I was a chunk of granite and must of pumped a few quarts of chowder out whenever she decided I should. That was one fucked up fuck fest. Mostly in the kitchen.

by Sam Moj November 30, 2021

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Easter Parade

The male inserts his erect Penis through 1 (or more if lucky enough) toasted and buttered hot cross buns. The partner then performs oral sex on the male whilst eating the hot cross buns.

My girlfriend performed an incredible Easter Parade on me last night and it wasn't even Easter!

by BtB74 March 13, 2022

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