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fils-putain

Pronounced "fit-putain" (roughly)

Literally "son of a whore," closer to "son of a bitch" in Cajun French. Means what you'd expect it to mean.
"Look, you little fils-putain, you keyed my car and your ass is mine!"
by Cajun Scientist March 5, 2010
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putain

1) Noun: - a prostitute. (literal)
- Bitch! (US) Cunt! (Brit.) (Pejorative)

2) Interjection: 'Putain (de bordel, de merde, etc)!' - 'Fuck it!' (US) or 'Fucking hell!' (Brit.)

3) Intensifying adjective: 'Cette putain de machine!' - 'This fucking machine!'

Often truncated to 'Pute!'
Putain de bordel! Cette pute de machine est niquée, merde!
by Kyle359 April 29, 2006
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Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.
Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"
by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
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WTF putain

When something sucks, when you're pissed.

Combination of English "WTF" and French "putain"
"Wuss: I can't make it to the party tonight, I gotta sew with my mom
Bro: WTF putain, you're such a dork"
by brianisinthekitchen October 20, 2010
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nettie potting

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.
by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011
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Light Petting

It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.
We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.
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