Gay Oven

A woman who - unbeknownst to her at initiation of the relationship - has had two or more boyfriends break up with her resulting from coming out of the closet.

Marry - Hey Mark, so I hear your going out with Heather?
Mark - Yeah, its great - she's so nice and cute.
Marry - So... When are you going to come out of the closet?
Mark - WHAT!?!!?! Uhgghhh... What are you talking about?
Marry - You know Heather is a Gay Oven right? Her last 3 boyfriends broke up with her because they were gay.

by Ca$hMan July 13, 2012

Spunk Oven

When some guy spafs in some birds biff

Oh get out of my face you dirty spunk oven

my girlfriend is such a spunk oven

by Mike Cattell November 25, 2011

boner oven

A woman's vagina.

Can't wait to go home and insert my penis into my wife's boner oven. I creampied in my side hoe's boner oven last night, it was great.

by penishandle June 4, 2018

deutch oven

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket

I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.

by Mike November 23, 2003

Spock Oven

Achieved when one rips a vicious fart, preferably in an occupied office with one entrance. One then runs out of the office, shutting and barring the door, thereby trapping both occupant and smell inside. Office doors with windows work best, as they allow you to look into your victim's eyes as you whisper "For the greater good" while you keep them trapped.

Dude, I ripped one and locked Pat in the Spock Oven.

Yeah, my girlfriend's mad because I put the child locks on the car doors and Spock Ovened her before she could figure a way out.

by Hostile17666 September 22, 2010

tandoori oven

When an East Indian guy farts in bed, under the covers.

Apu! It stinks in here, did you make a tandoori oven?

by BCRafe October 23, 2007

Italian Oven

noun; Used to dispose of a mafia-whacked corpse by combining the body, the mid-summer's heat, and the trunk of an abandoned car. As defined by Henry Hill on his website GoodFellaHenry.com

Petey (in Italian accent): What are we going to do with this rat's body?
Mario: Don't worry, the Italian Oven will do the job.

by Ares Overfond March 18, 2011