Rule of Oprah 

A rule that simply states that if the opportunity to consensually fornicate with a woman of utmost clout (e.g., Oprah) comes along, it is your civic duty to do so.

Nate: Dude…Janet Reno…Would ya?

Corey: Well, I guess I kinda have to since she’s technically Rule of Oprah.

Rule of Oprah by MasturNater December 17, 2021

cock blocked by oprah 

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

night at the Oprah 

A date (regardless of hour) with a morbidly obese woman.

The night at the Oprah with my boss proved to be an utter fukn disaster; couldn't get a rise nor raise.

night at the Oprah by Dick Smiley January 2, 2011

Orange Oprah 

The infamous Dina Lohan, called Orange Oprah because of her unusually orange-colored skin and the advice she gives.

If you're lucky, Orange Oprah will give you a car

Orange Oprah by dskgdlsgs September 30, 2007

Fuck yes Oprah

A phrase that is to be randomly blurted out in a state of sheer excitement. The situation providing for the excited state in no way has to relate to Oprah.

*Man finds $20 on the ground*
Man: "Fuck yes Oprah! Twenty dollars!"

Fuck yes Oprah by Alec the fonz March 12, 2011

Vanilla Oprah

Rachael Ray - 'nuff said

Vanilla Oprah was on Oprah today!!!!! OMG, I expected a star to form in the east

Vanilla Oprah by Joe Kush December 17, 2006

Big, Fat Oprah Tits 

Something grotesque yet appealing in a perverse way.

Banging her was big, fat Oprah tits but better than nothing.

Big, Fat Oprah Tits by Ricki August 9, 2004