Fear of Chuck Norris

See logic.

"I am so scared of Chuck Norris!"

"Nobody blames you, man, fear of Chuck Norris is everybody's phobia"

Fear of Chuck Norris by Chris Grendale December 3, 2013

The Chuck Norris 

Sex Move. Whilst the female (or male) is sucking on your shaft, he/she proceeds to 'speedbag' your ballsack.

Guy: This sex is fun, but i need a change.
Girl: How about i give you The Chuck Norris?

The Chuck Norris by WlkrTxsRngr June 8, 2009

Chug Norris

Someone who finds courage and unmatched fighting skills after chugging alcohol.

Jimmy went Chug Norris on Adam after drinking all of that Fireball.

Chug Norris by Rightblank April 4, 2016

Chub Norris 

A male that wanks his own chub with such veracity it’s like he’s practicing some unmatched fighting skills.

My roommate is chub Norris. You’ll hear it pounding shortly.

Chub Norris by Dick Onchin October 8, 2020

Finding Chuck Norris 

You cannot find Chuck Norris, but you may aswell try.

Step 1: Go onto Google.com

Step 2: Type 'Find Chuck Norris'

Step 3: Click on the 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button.

Step 4: Run.

Finding Chuck Norris is the cause of a series of health problems.

Finding Chuck Norris by Chris Meeeek January 11, 2009

Chick Norris 

Any female who has an intimate sexual desire for CHUCK Norris.

Amiee: OMG I LOVE CHUCK! I want himmm!

Julie: You're such a Chick Norris

Chick Norris by Akari Najaro April 12, 2009

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris 

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris by Adrian July 13, 2006