Neven's Notes

Absolutely useless in-class notes that you write down cause the teacher told you to. However, Neven's Notes are useless for actual learning. No offense lol

Teacher: Alright guys today we will go over Molarity
Student: Can I get some paper for some Neven's Notes
Student 2: Sure, bruh

by tvshucks May 3, 2019

beer mat notes

a collection of popular notes found on beer mats from around world

beer mat notes: "You must be out of your brilliant mind thinking we don't go together well."

by Krkič May 17, 2020

napes

an emphatic way of saying no; not possible ; no way ; not going to happen; negative

You: "I saw you at the club last night brah with your ex girlfriend"
Me: "Napes"

You: "C'mon man...I saw you"
Me: "Naaaaaaaapes"

by KingfisherAluminum September 12, 2012

nofessional

Being unemployed. Having no profession. Being a professional at being profession-less.

After 9 months of unemployment, I've had an epiphany - I'm a nofessional.

by Pizza Hut Suitcase February 9, 2009

clit notes

The juicy and very descriptive passages of miscellaneous porn novels.

"My Mom wouldn't let me read "Lady Chatterley's Lover" so I borrowed the clit notes from a friend.

by sanduski May 17, 2009

oh noes!

When you are royally fucked.

3 little girls are on a tube ride in their local lake. They hit a monster wave, and all 3 of them fly off of the rub screaming oh noes!

by Erk December 16, 2004

crib notes

Notes for cheating on exams written on small and easily concealable pieces of paper with stealth in mind. Called "crib" notes because of the manner in which you hold the notes under your left hand/arm while writing with your right arm, keeping them concealed from teachers/professors with wondering eyes.

The easiest way to prepare for a biology exam is not to study ad nauseam, but to write notes from test reviews into Microsoft Word™ and print them at font size 3.5.

by Tark Mwain May 13, 2005