Nolan-type

A hard-working, unskilled hockey player who can't help but stink on the ice.

A: We should sign those scrappy wingers because they are Nolan-type players.
B: Yeah, if you want to lose out the rest of the season.

A: I am a terrible hockey player with no team. Maybe Coach Nolan will take me if I can prove I am a Nolan-type player.

"I suck at hockey."
-perennial Nolan-type player.

by Candymannn April 14, 2008

Nolan

An asshat with an extremely low iq who gets offended by the way other people are.

Oh hey, look, it’s Nolan, the certified sex offender.

by fuckbitch264783 June 8, 2020

Noanie

an Extremely cool grand aunt

My Noanie is awesome

by Peter Koiran March 22, 2009

nofanity

"mouthing" a curse word without actually saying it, or pausing where the curse word would be; to cuss without actually saying so:

"I can't believe that pause jerk! He cut right into my lane!" That's a nofanity

by benjasdad-2000 December 17, 2008

Nolan Throne

Grade A choker. Usually performs very well up until the time it counts, usually in a high stakes event such as a wrestling match to go to state. Can count on them until it really matters, and usually is illiterate.

Jeez, Hild really pulled a Nolan Throne this year in the state finals! He did last year, too. And the year before..

by T Fleet March 16, 2017

Nolan

A cute, nice, and friendly person who's friends are all girls and are all awesome, and has the best hairstyle ever, but can be very inappropriate yet funny at times.

Boy1: are you friends with Nolan?

Girl1: of course, he's the best, but also a little weird
Boy2: oh hey, are you talking about Nolan? I just asked him out and he said no, so yeah
Girl1: whaaaaaat!?!?!?
Boy1: cool?
Boy2: lel, I'm forever alone

by Night shade the BADASS fox cat April 7, 2018

Nolan Beckwith

A broke bitch who spends money when he doesn’t have money

Something Nolan Beckwith would say “wanna go get ice cream?” Even though he only has $1.32 in his bank account

by Theplug July 15, 2018