nob jog

To exercise ones manhood in a sporting fashion
Look at the bruise i've got on the palm, i've just been nob jogging
by Adam2000 January 05, 2008
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Stup Nob

A Stupid Nob that is too stupid and nobbish to articulate the words ‘Stupid Nob’
Why’s that Stup nob calling me a Stupid Nob?
by MickyToiletDuck January 17, 2018
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nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob
wow james is a nob twat
by Sex vibe July 23, 2018
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Hiker Nob

When you're hiking for a while and your pants start to bunch up in the back, causing your dick to get squeezed
"Man are you okay, we can stop if you want."
"Nah man, just got some Hiker nob building up."w
by SorAkura January 10, 2021
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nob milk

oi want some nob milk
why yes of curse i do yummy ;)
by david hanlabydisclob February 23, 2009
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angry nob

the result of coordinated cockblocking by your “friends” at the club. This typically leads to a late-night pornbinge and wank out of raw frustration.
“We really felt bad for steering Johnny away from all those hoes last night. He must have left with an angry nob!”
by Snoopy4321 October 25, 2018
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