B N W N - This lolord means simply Bad News / Worse News. Usually it is a very direct prologue to sharing two pieces of information - the former bad, the latter worse. Each are actually informative, shedding new light on some matter. Sometimes, in a philosophical or poetic sense, B N W N indicates an double irony, an unavoidable truth about life that is not news at all, and neither good nor bad, but just fate. In either case, B N W N is best received while ellipsicated, to take a little bit of edge off the circle of life.
First use (actually informative) - (You finally take the call from your stockbroker who is managing 99.9% of your life savings in a dodgy fund.) He says, "B N W N." You reply, "Ok, B N first." He says, "That investment is too risky. You could lose 80% of everything, if you leave it in too long." You reply, "Oh, that is not too bad. Just let me know when it will happen. Give me the W N." He says, "Ok, I can tell you when." You say, "How is that B N? Just tell me when". He says, "It has."

Second case (blatantly obvious and unavoidable, so not news and just neutral fate) Ted, "Bud, I have some B N W N for you." Bud, "Well, ok, lemme have it, B N first." Ted, "Bud, I am gonna die." Bud, "Ted, that is horrible, I can't think of anything worse you could tell me, so I'm ready for the W N." Ted, "Bud, are you sure?" Bud, "Ted, yes of course, I am ready." Ted, "Good, then I am glad to tell you.... so are you."
by nothinc April 17, 2019
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A snippet of a cheerleading chant first heard by most in the song, "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani. It is actually part of an entire cheer that I first heard in the mid 80's. Usually heard from a cheerleading troupe during a game at a school whose school colors contain the color gold or yellow. (Players wear gold or yellow pants or jerseys.) This was considered quite a racy cheer at my high school in 1986... I only heard it used once. Here is the entire cheer ---
Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
Go bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
You lean to the left,
and you lean to the right,
you peel your banana,
and UNNGGHHH you take a BITE!!!

(by the way, Gwen is a former cheerleader herself, and I'm sure it would be a safe bet that the school she cheered at has yellow as one of its school colors.... )
by Santeria69 June 8, 2007
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by tylerokonmacum August 21, 2021
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1. ridiculous, blasphemous, unsightly, unheard of, etc.

2. the spelling of bananas

3. the sound that usually follows the word "bananas"

4. proof that gwen stefani has a sense of humor
1. damn, playing dead on arrival on drums on expert in rock band is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

2. person 1: hey, how do you spell bananas?
person 2: b-a-n-a-n-a-s

3. we're out of bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s

4. gwen: hey look i can spell: b-a-n-a-n-a-s, that spells bananas, see i'm smart
by easy0lucky0free May 3, 2008
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One of the words gwen stefani used in her song tryin to figure out what a `hollabackgirl is. Just to catch attention and piss us all off she annyoingly spells bananas. the song is pointless and has no real meaning to it. thank you gwen stefani fro bringing this song into the world. it might be annoying as hell but it sure is catchy.
Girl: so what are you doing tonite
Idiotic Gwen Fan: im gonna go to the club and shake my ass
Girl: uh why
Idiotic Gwen Fan: because the shit is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S
by anne maire September 10, 2006
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