The Niamh Incident

An event fated to happen on the date January 13th, yet the year of it is unknown. It is prophesied that Niamh Walking warty will arise from her torment and unleash her pain and suffering onto the world.

It is unknown that this event will lead to the apocalypse, but it is known that it is a crack of doom - a catastrophic mass bungalow fart

CHARLIE: SHIT MAN IT THE 13TH OF JANUARY

ARCHIE: HOT DAMN IT MIGHT BE THE NIAMH INCIDENT HELL NAWWW

CHARLIE: my pants are brown

Archie: you da G

by THE AMERICAN GEEZA November 22, 2022

nitemair

freakishly annoying and loud

barry from the scottish specials is a nitemair

by how do buddy November 25, 2005

niamy

Never in a million years

Niamy would be something to say if someone was asking you to eat a slug

by Girlyfromva March 11, 2014

Niamh cassidy

A girl with an absolutely massive forehead. She is really scary and tall. Her dad looks more like girl than she does. A fucking smarthole

NIamh Cassidy smells like bum

by Yuppacoa May 10, 2019

Niamh

Niamh’s are typically small irish girls between the heights of 4’11 and 5’3. They get annoyed at the littlest of things. They’re very smart, at the top of all their classes and usually the most beautiful. Niamh’s have incredible bodies and attract not just males but females too. They’re often sad and feel lonely yet plenty of people would love to be closer to a Niamh. Most Niamh’s are more like babies than adults and will probably be the cutest girls you’ll ever meet. But don’t be fooled by their cuteness alone, they are seriously hot.

Have you seen Niamh today? I wish i was with her.

I wish I WAS her.

Who doesn’t? she’s adorable.

by gyto August 7, 2019

Niama

A moroccan name that stands for a strong person who can achieve everything with bravery and optimism.

Damn, she’s so Niama!

by Mamsben November 21, 2021

edie niamh bidwell

edie is the kindest most generous person alive. she will never cease to amaze you. she is gorgeous and has a sense of style like no other. she may go through 5 eyeliners a day but she always manages to stay beautiful as ever. she is strong and has come so far even when it gets tough sometimes edie manages to find the bright side. she is the funniest person alive and me and hers facetimes at 5am while playing snake squad are like no other. she will be there for you through thick and thin and never will ever do you wrong. she is my stunning bestfriend and nothing can ever change that

guy 1: woahhh! that girl over there is gorgeous

guy 2: yeah her names edie niamh bidwell. what a stunner

by 3rinmaebryant May 7, 2020