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NERDING

To go "nerding" means that you and a few buddies drive around grounds (aka campus) after a long night of drinking (with a sober driver of course...usually a pledge) between the hours of bars closing and frat parties ending (2-5 am), and proceed to ask drunk 1st years going back to dorms and nerdy foreign kids leaving the various libraries, where a certain library on grounds is located. The catch is that you have to butcher the name of the library slightly, so that the victim of the joke corrects you. Once the victim does this, you and the rest of the fellas in the SUV proceed to yell "NERRRRDDD" to the kid while speeding off to the next contestant.
NERDING:

The driver pulls up to the unsuspecting victim and someone in the car asks: "Hey man, do you know where we could find Akerman Library?"

The dumb victim responds (usually hesitant): "Don't you mean Alderman Library?"

Everyone then yells: "NERRRRRRRRRRRDD" and the car speeds away.
by lookatthisfuckingsororistitute December 10, 2009
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nerd

Stupid Kid: AHAHA you guys are such nerds!
Intellectual Badasses: Actually, we are intellectual badasses. Dumbass.
by FlufferMuffins August 10, 2012
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Nerd

A stereotypical label a group of intellectually depraved peers often maintain on select examples of promising, brilliant individuals too busy with academic and scholastic endeavors to indulge in the superficial trivialities of seeking social approval or popularity.

As such, the group of good-for-nothing trash provide themselves with a crude rationalization of their position in the social strata.
Dumb shit 1:"Hey look, it's that one nerd we knew back in college."

Dumb shit 2: "Oh, wait. That guy is a fucking millionaire..."

Dumb shit 1: *Genuine surprise* "Oh, shit!"
by who is john galt? July 22, 2009
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Nerd

If you have to look up what 'nerd' means it most likely means you are a nerd.
Friend 1: You are most definitely a nerd.
Friend 2: No I'm not! Look at these links. I am not a nerd by that one definition!
Friend 1: You had to go online and give me a link to prove you are not a nerd.
Friend 2:FML
Friend 1:FYL.
by Lollycakes May 21, 2009
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Nerd

a person of high intelligence or drive at a certain hobby. Stereotypes portray them as:

-ugly
-wearing glasses
-bad sense of fashion
-allergic to almost everything
-scrawny
-computer loving

ect.
The inconvienent truth for jocks about these Stereotypes is that only 10% of the geek and/or nerd population even has many of the traits listed above
Girl 1:"Omg marcus was reading a Harry Potter Book hes such a nerd."

Girl 2: "I like harry potter."
by Vestiges October 18, 2008
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nerd

1.someone with a high intelligence.
2. a non-conformist e.g. someone who likes wat they do and could care less wat others say
3.Someone passionately interested in a hobby or subject usually not sports.
4. Bad term: Someone who excludes others for not being a radical nonconformist.aka geek or video gamer
5.someone who "normal" people wish they could be but are envious so they insult them.
1. That nerd got such a good score on his test.
2. That nerd cool 'cause he dont care he just does his own thing.
3. yea that nerd devotes ALL his time to drawing anime.
4. Stupid frikin nerd! Says im a total conformist!
5. Man i wish i had the balls to be as much of an individual as that nerd.
by Fishbap and cheese October 15, 2006
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Nerd

The only type of man a smart woman would like.

You're welcome.
"If you don't like the alpha men, what kind of guy do you like?"
"See the guy in the glasses with the book?"
"Yeah."
"That would be my type."
"That's a nerd."
"Exactly."
by IDidItFortheLulz August 2, 2013
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