Man Mountain

A man who's tall and well built and towers above all others.
Often referred to as a MM.

Any hotties?

Yeah, you can't miss that Man Mountain at the bar ... HOT

Cross fingers, I'll be mounting him later on

by hayles3121 July 25, 2009

Mountain Goating

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.

Stevey and Frank went mountain goating to win over the Russian whores heart.

by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

brokeback-mountainize

v. to be gay with, or be gay with each other

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize each other somewhere?

Why don't you and Paul go brokeback-mountainize somewhere?

by chivvy April 12, 2006

mountain money

Toilet paper. Bum Wad. Keister cleaner.

Don't ever venture into the mountains without it!

Kirsten and Melissa forgot the mountain money on their two-week hike into the wilderness. They never made that mistake again.

by Tuna Wanda May 28, 2005

mountain man

The manliest type of Man.

Did you see that guy take a bullet and just keep on going like it was nothing? He's a mountain man.

by Mountainous July 25, 2005

mountain mods

A West Coast based company which builds high end computer cases. They are best known for their double wide cases and their willingness to customize their existing cases or build custom cases to spec.

I'm running both my gaming rig and my server in a custom Duality case from Mountain Mods.

by Holli4Pirating February 02, 2007

Mountain scraping

When wiping your ass after dropping a monster deuce, you graze the top of turd mountain with the back of your hand.

I got this knuckle fudge from an unfortunate mountain scraping incident.

by Jason Forrester May 18, 2021