pootin mooning

When you fart while mooning someone.

I'm gonna do some Pootin Mooning

by oleteej June 25, 2015

As Sure As Sunday Morning

To be Extremely sure about something.

A: Hey man, do you know when the party is on at Jill's tomorrow night?

B: 10 Pm.
A: Are you Sure?
B: As Sure As Sunday Morning

by eliminat0r October 28, 2010

Morning Lip

Waking up in the morning to have a milky residue on your lips. You can see this by rubbing your lips with a shirt sleeve first thing in the morning.

I went to wipe drool off my lips and got pissed because morning lip smeared on my sleeve.

by Infinite360 December 20, 2009

moronity

1. The quality or condition of being moronic.
2. A moronic act, remark, or idea.

First rule of moronity:
Inevitably, everyone underestimates the number of morons in circulation.

by Ryan Dawson February 6, 2006

top of da mornin

top of da mornin' 🤠 -Kendrick Lamar

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by andryx October 4, 2021

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Morning Dew

When a female wakes up and is aroused and wet. The equivalent of the male morning wood.

LIsa had a hot dream last night because she woke up with morning dew

by ChopCity May 28, 2007