Moop

Verb; meaning the act of spreading marmalade onto a given surface in an attempt to create a deliberately underwhelming form of lubricant. Can be problematic with open wounds.

“Durex pleasure gel was too expensive so I decided to moop her anus with some of Seville’s finest apricot conserve”

by Bwachacha June 2, 2019

moop

To Mop the floor but in a "Moopy" way

Fuck off bitch! go MOOP over there!!!

by totallynotCIA June 2, 2021

Moop

A derpy or uncool loser that is usually very unattractive.

The junior high is filled with moops.

by Bananarama R. April 9, 2015

Moop

A slang term for a footjob, followed by kisses to the penis.

Xavier: Are your feet flexible? And are your lips soft?

Cherry: Why, yes. Gymnastics was my thing a few years ago, so they had to be flexible. I use lip balm, so my lips are pretty soft...

Xavier: Perfect. You. Moop. Now.

by Cherry McGhetto May 17, 2012

moop

a word to describe your mother

omg that's so moop

by 11037s mom March 14, 2022

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by Inkling925 May 8, 2021

mooping

The act of picking up human garbage for the greater good of the planet.

I am going mooping. I am going to pick up those beer bottles that the dunks left last night in the forest.

by nonloverofstupid September 13, 2020