I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.
by Mooch man May 18, 2019

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:
-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced
- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
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by Loergirlllll December 21, 2023

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder
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