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Mooch

Mooch: also known as a vape or a vaporizer that one can satisfy their craving for nicotine
I was just walking down the road ripping a fucking mooch and a guy asked me for one so I sat on his face.
by Mooch man May 18, 2019
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Mooched

To be screwed, or in one week have one pr more of the following:

-sold or lose business
-get/got divorced

- missed the birth of his child/kids birthday
-Get fired within a fortnight.
Dude is in a tough spot, he got mooched.
by SapientChaos July 31, 2017
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Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.
I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.
by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021
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Win Mooch

Someone of lesser talent that joins teams to increase the likelihood of winning.
Nah don't invite that Graham guy, he's just trying to get free wins, he's such a Win Mooch
by Ponygay January 2, 2021
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Mooch

I love my mooch real bad
by Loergirlllll December 21, 2023
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mooch

A person that makes us better people and has no house lives in a truck am I still making fun of people that are naturally born with a disorder
Why are you living in my grandma's house get the f*** out don't mooch help a pay
by Blow me jjvgmkgg August 6, 2018
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Mooch

Someone who has a free ride.

Tammy Burger
by Thetruth247 October 12, 2017
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